This is the story, of a kid name Ani, who was living with two very pesky driods, They had a Planet that was one big City, and they were quite annoyed. Then one foggy Boonta Eve, Ani Came to say, Padme I am bored "tonight", I'm gonna race some Pods and fight, So the one day when the Force it reawakened, and we knew it was much more than a hunch, that Star Wars in for time Christmas, is how well tell "Sand People" We'll eat your fucking Jihad for our Lunch!

 Merry Christmas, May the Force Be With Us.