When you're not listening, you get hands put on you, you 2nd trimester botched pregnancy termination.
On March 28th, 1991, Solana Montoya Gomez Reyes, a practitioner of arcane hermetic witchcraft, delivered a preternatural abomination in only her second trimester of its gestation.
Witnesses describe the blessed event as a, "miscarriage that refused to die."
There was only one set of DNA, the mitochondrial chain, indicating that Ms. Reyes had spontaneously conceived chanting vile incantations amidst the throes of self-ecstasy.
Having named whatever the Sweet Christ she'd oozed from her privy members "Sean Asmodious Satanas Reyes", Solana nurtured the gelatinous homunculus on the blood of small rodents commingled with the breast milk of a jackal.
Sean Asmodious Satanas Reyes is by all accounts the only First Amendment auditor that absorbs nutrients through undeveloped capillaries.
The abomination then metabolizes these molecules in the gastrointestinal tract where travel directly to the subcutaneous tissue.
They then are excreted almost exclusively onto the flooring of buildings and offices occupied by government entities where it soaks into the matting and the padding requiring the building to be condemned for human occupation.
But at least our Founding Fathers bestowed upon the gelatinous homunculus the Constitutional Right to film in public.
On March 28th, 1991, Solana Montoya Gomez Reyes, a practitioner of arcane hermetic witchcraft, gave birth to a preternatural abomination in only her second trimester of its gestation.
When you crawl out of the Planned Parenthood dumpster in the 2nd trimester of your gestation and morph into a gelatinous homunculus!
Gorham, New York resident Sean Reyes (March 28th, 1991) is the only First Amendment auditor that absorbs nutrients through undeveloped capillaries.
The abomination then metabolizes these molecules in the gastrointestinal tract where travel directly to the subcutaneous tissue.
They then are excreted almost exclusively onto the flooring of buildings and offices occupied by government entities where it soaks into the matting and the padding requiring the building to be condemned for human occupation.
But at least our Founding Fathers bestowed upon the gelatinous homunculus the Constitutional Right to film in public.
SHORTER VERSION
On March 28th, 1991, Solana Montoya Gomez Reyes, a practitioner of arcane hermetic witchcraft, gave birth to a preternatural abomination in only her second trimester of its gestation.
Witnesses describe the blessed event as a, "miscarriage that refused to die."
Ms. Reyes had spontaneously conceived chanting vile incantations amidst the throes of self-ecstasy and she named it "Sean Asmodious Satanas Reyes",
Sean Asmodious Satanas Reyes is by all accounts the only First Amendment auditor that absorbs nutrients through undeveloped capillaries.
The abomination then metabolizes these molecules in the gastrointestinal tract where travel directly to the subcutaneous tissue.
But at least our Founding Fathers bestowed upon the gelatinous homunculus the Constitutional Right to film in public.