When you crawl out of the Planned Parenthood dumpster in the 2nd trimester of your gestation and morph into a gelatinous
homunculus!
This is the only First Amendment auditor that absorbs nutrients through undeveloped capillaries.
The abomination then metabolizes these molecules in the gastrointestinal tract where travel directly to the subcutaneous tissue.
They then are excreted almost exclusively onto the flooring of buildings and offices occupied by government entities where it soaks into the matting and the padding requiring the building to be condemned for human occupation.
But at least our Founding Fathers bestowed upon the gelatinous homunculus the Constitutional Right to film in public.
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