Bible Fun

 

During the flood timeline
. 2500 BC: People in Peru rely on fish and mussels for food.

c. 2500 BC: Skara Brae is abandoned after approximately 600 years of occupation.

c. 2500 BC – 2000 BC: Mohenjo-daro is about 7 square miles (18 km2) in size and has a population of c. 20,000 to 50,000.

c. 2494 BC – 2345 BC: "Sculptors at work", relief from Saqqara, Fifth Dynasty. It is now at Egyptian Museum, Cairo, Egypt.

c. 2494 BC – 2345 BC: The Seated Scribe, a sculpture found at Saqqara, Fifth Dynasty of Egypt is made. It is now in Musée du Louvre, Paris.

2492 BC: Traditional date for the legendary foundation of Armenia by Hayk.

c. 2450 BC: End of the Early Dynastic IIIa Period and beginning of the Early Dynastic IIIb Period in Sumer.

c. 2450 BC: Kish is lost to Hamazi tribesmen of the Kurdistan mountains; Elam under the Awan dynasty occupies parts of Sumer. (Roux 1980)

Resurrection Contradictions
Mark - Jesus appears first to Mary Magdalena then later to “the eleven”

Matthew - Jesus appears first to Mary Magdalena, then to the other Mary, and finally to ”the eleven”

Luke - Jesus appears first to “two,” then to Simon, then to “the eleven”

John - Jesus appears first to Mary Magdalena, then the disciples without Thomas, then the disciples with Thomas

◄ Psalm 109:8 ►  May his days be few; may another take his position. 9May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.…Berean Study Bible

◄ Hosea 13:16 ►
Samaria will bear her guilt because she has rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open.
◄ Hosea 9:14 ►
Give them, O LORD what will You give? Give them wombs that miscarry and breasts that dry up!
◄ 2 Kings 15:16 ►
At that time Menahem, starting from Tirzah, attacked Tiphsah and everyone in its vicinity, because they would not open their gates. So he attacked Tiphsah and ripped open all the pregnant women.

 “Yahweh would speak to Moses face-to-face, the way a man speaks to his fellow man ~Exodus 33:11
"And Yahweh said ‘You won’t be able to see my face because a human will not see me and live’.” ~ Exodus 33:2.

◄ Acts 4:34-35 ►There were no needy ones among them, because those who owned lands or houses would sell their property, bring the proceeds from the sales,There were no needy ones among them, because those who owned lands or houses would sell their property, bring the proceeds from the sales, and lay them at the apostles’ feet for distribution to anyone as he had need.…

 ◄ Isaiah 45:7 ►
I form light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create calamity; I, the LORD, do all these things.

◄ 1 Corinthians 11:14 ► Doesn’t nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him,

◄ 1 Corinthians 14:34 ►
women are to be silent in the churches. They are not permitted to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says.

◄ 1 Corinthians 11:6 ► If a woman does not cover her head, let her hair be cut off. And if it is shameful for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head.

◄ 1 Corinthians 14:34 ►
women are to be silent in the churches. They are not permitted to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says.

◄ 2 Chronicles 15:13 ► And whoever would not seek the LORD, the God of Israel, would be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman."..

Well, I had a good early Saturday start!

 

I got doors slammed in my face for representing Jimi's Witnesses, but no weapon formed against me shall prosper 1-Like="Amen".

.◄ Leviticus 19:34 ►You must treat the foreigner living among you as native-born and love him as yourself, for you were foreigners in the land of Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

◄ Numbers 31:17 ►
Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves.

◄ 1 Samuel 15:3 ►
Now go and strike Amalek and utterly destroy all that he has, and do not spare him; but put to death both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.

◄ Psalm 137:8-9 ►
O daughter of Babylon, you devastated one, How blessed will be the one who repays you With the recompense with which you have repaid us. How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones Against the rock.

◄ Deuteronomy 22:28-29 ►
If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who lay with her shall give to the girl's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his days.…

◄ Deuteronomy 22:20-21 ►
"But if this charge is true, that the girl was not found a virgin, then they shall bring out the girl to the doorway of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death because she has committed an act of folly in Israel by playing the harlot in her father's house;

◄ Leviticus 20:13 ►

If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltiness is upon them.

◄ Leviticus 19:19 ►

You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.

◄ Leviticus 11:12 ►

Everything in the water that does not have fins and scales shall be detestable to you.

◄ Deuteronomy 22:11 ►
"You shall not wear a material mixed of wool and linen together."

◄ Exodus 23:19 ►
"You shall bring the choice first fruits of your soil into the house of the LORD your God. "You are not to boil a young goat in the milk of its mother."

◄ Matthew 5:17 ►Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.

◄ Hebrews 8:13 ►By speaking of a new covenant, He has made the first one obsolete; and what is obsolete and aging will soon disappear.

◄ Matthew 24:34 ►."There were no needy ones among them, because those who owned lands or houses would sell their property, bring the proceeds from the sales, and lay them at the apostles’ feet for distribution to anyone as he had need".

Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have happened.

◄ Matthew 6:5 ►And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their reward.

“Let not the unbelievers think they will ever get away. They have not the power so to do. Muster against them all the men and cavalry at your command, so that you may strike terror into the enemy of Allah and your enemy…”

Quran 8:59-60

◄ Matthew 10:34-35 ►
Do not assume that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law.

◄ Matthew 24:33-34 ►
when you see all these things, you know that He is near, right at the door. Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have happened.

◄ Luke 14:26 ►
“If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters — yes, even his own life — he cannot be My disciple.

◄ Luke 19:27 ►these enemies of mine who were unwilling for me to rule over them, bring them here and slay them in front of me."

Swords, good or bad?

 ◄ Luke 22:36 ►“Now, however, He told them, 'the one with a purse should take it, and likewise a bag; and the one without a sword should sell his cloak and buy one'."

◄ Matthew 26:52 ►“Put your sword back in its place, Jesus said to him. “For all who draw the sword will die by the sword"

◄ Matthew 27:52 ►

The tombs broke open, and the bodies of many saints who had fallen asleep were raised.

 

 

Slavery
◄ Ephesians 6:5 ►
Slaves, be obedient to those who are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ.

◄ 1 Peter 2:18 ►Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

◄ Exodus 21:20-21 ►
If a man strikes his male or female servant with a rod, and the servant dies by his hand, he shall surely be punished. However, if the servant gets up after a day or two, the owner shall not be punished, since the servant is his property.…

◄ Leviticus 25:44 ►

“’Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves.

 

 

◄ Leviticus 11:12 ►

Everything in the water that does not have fins and scales shall be detestable to you.

◄ Ezekiel 23:19-21 ►Yet she multiplied her promiscuity, remembering the days of her youth, when she had prostituted herself in the land of Egypt 20and lusted after their lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions. 21So you revisited the indecency of your youth, when the Egyptians caressed your bosom and pressed your young breasts.…


◄ Leviticus 20:13 ►

If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltiness is upon them.

 ◄ John 8:7 ►When they continued to question Him, He straightened up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone at her.”

◄ Song of Solomon 4:5 ►
Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle grazing among the lilies.
◄ Ezekiel 23:20 ►

and lusted after their lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions.

 

Contradiction road to damascus.

◄ Acts 9:7 ►
 The men traveling with Saul stood there speechless. They heard the voice but did not see anyone.
◄ Acts 22: 8-9 ►
“ ‘I am Jesus of Nazareth, whom you are persecuting,’ he replied. My companions saw the light, but they did not understand the voice of him who was speaking to me.

◄ Judges 1:19 ►
Now the LORD was with Judah, and they took possession of the hill country; but they could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley because they had iron chariots.

◄ Genesis 1:1 thru Genesis 2:3,► Creation takes six days and man and woman are created last after all the plants and animals are created.

 ◄ Genesis 2:4 thru Genesis 2:25,  ►Creation takes one day, man is created first, then all the plants and animals are created, and finally woman is created. 

 ◄ Genesis 10:5 ►
From these the coastlands of the nations were separated into their lands, every one according to his language, according to their families, into their nations.

◄ Genesis 10:31 ►
These are the sons of Shem, according to their families, according to their languages, by their lands, according to their nations.

 ◄ Genesis 10:20 ►
These are the sons of Ham, according to their families, according to their languages, by their lands, by their nations.

◄ Genesis 11:1 ►
Now the whole earth used the same language and the same words.

Noah's Ark 3,050 BC

Ken Ham's Ark July 7, 2016

◄ Acts 5:29 ►
 But Peter and the other apostles replied, “We must obey God rather than men".

◄ 1 Peter 2:13 ►

Submit yourselves for the Lord’s sake to every human institution, whether to the king as the supreme authority,

◄ Titus 3:1 ►Remind them to be submissive to rulers and authorities, to be obedient, to be ready for every good work," Titus 3:1, KJV: "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates

 Noah's Ark: 3,050 BC
Ken Ham's Ark: July 7, 2016

Wright Brothers at Kitty Hawk: December 17, 1903
Neil Armstrong on Moon; Jul 16, 1969

Religion: 5,034 years
Science: 65 Years

Engel v. Vitale, 370 U.S. 421 (1962), was a landmark United States Supreme Court case in which the Court ruled that it is unconstitutional for state officials to compose an official school prayer and encourage its recitation in public schools

The Ten Commandments.
There aren’t ten. And there is no agreement on which ten of the many are “the” ten. The phrase “ten commandments” appears in Exodus 34 and in Deuteronomy 10, which is a reference, but not a list. The strange thing is that the line about Moses writing on the (new) tablets “the ten commandments” is preceded by a list of totally different orders, such as “you shall keep the feast of the unleavened bread”. The familiar list is given earlier in Exodus 20, except that it is never there called “the Ten Commandments” and there is no mention of tablets until 11 chapters and 600-some commandments later.

Also, Exodus 20 gives thirteen specific orders, not ten. The same list is repeated in Deuteronomy 5, yet again not called “Ten Commandments”.

The Concil of Nicaea
The 66 books of the Bible as we know it today were compiled in 325 AD under Emperor Constantine during the Council of Nicaea. The great Schism dissolved that body of believers into the Catholic and Orthodox Churches. 1042, Then, in 1517, Martin Luther initiated the Protestant Reformation. 

Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority". This speaks directly of polytheists, yet it also includes Christians, since they believe in the Trinity

Quran (2:244) - "Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things."

 

Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not." Not only does this verse establish that violence can be virtuous, but it also contradicts the myth that fighting is intended only in self-defense, since the audience was obviously not under attack at the time. From the Hadith, we know that this verse was narrated at a time that Muhammad was actually trying to motivate his people into raiding merchant caravans for loot.

 

Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."
Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing... but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun(the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"